Victoria's Vital Stats: 11-inch, you say?

Holding an umberella and wearing a stunning Diane von Furstenberg bikini (complete with huge hair bow), Victoria Beckham looks incredible in the American Elle photoshoot.

But, wait, WHAT are those gigantic, glittering juggernaut shoes she's wearing? They're a pair of delectable 11-inch Nina Ricci boots.


Posh also is taking the US fashion world by storm as she launches her latest DVB dress collection in New York this weekend.

American (App)auling???

Television watchdogs in the UK have banned the new American Apparel adverts, believing that they "sexualise" children as the model "looks under 16" and appears to be "stripping off for an amateur photoshoot".

What a load of bollocks. One word: FASHION.
You absolute fools. Just because you walk around in polo necks and leggings.

See for yourself...


P.s. the model is actaully 23. Insult, much?