Victoria's Vital Stats: 11-inch, you say?

Holding an umberella and wearing a stunning Diane von Furstenberg bikini (complete with huge hair bow), Victoria Beckham looks incredible in the American Elle photoshoot.

But, wait, WHAT are those gigantic, glittering juggernaut shoes she's wearing? They're a pair of delectable 11-inch Nina Ricci boots.


Posh also is taking the US fashion world by storm as she launches her latest DVB dress collection in New York this weekend.

American (App)auling???

Television watchdogs in the UK have banned the new American Apparel adverts, believing that they "sexualise" children as the model "looks under 16" and appears to be "stripping off for an amateur photoshoot".

What a load of bollocks. One word: FASHION.
You absolute fools. Just because you walk around in polo necks and leggings.

See for yourself...


P.s. the model is actaully 23. Insult, much?

Tick Tock, Tick Tock

Autumn is not far ahead, and from the weather we have been getting, it could be closer than we think....

So, what's on trend for the A/W months, you ask?

Here, is one of the seasons must-have accessories - The pocket watch.

Note: Take them off the one-strand chain and loop through a new (but vintage-looking) chain, so you can wear it as a necklace.

And the place to get them? Ebay. Here's two for starters...

Silver Nautical Sailor Pendant Pocket Watch Necklace

Steampunk Victorian Style Pocket Watch

From Sweater to Stylish

Lily Allen, once renowned for her gypsy dress and trainer combinations has certainly turned over a new leaf.

Shedding the pounds (or amazing air-brushing) Lily looks great as the latest face of Chanel.


The pictures, shot by the label's creative director and man of the moment, Lagerfeld, feature Lily clutching bags from the Coco Cocoon collection, which will be available come October.

Lovely, dahling.

A Fashion Fancy

Burberry has revealed the beautiful new face of it's latest campaign - Harry Potter actress turned model, Emma Watson.

Fantastic choice, I say.

Helmet Head

Something exciting is going down on the Runways.

HELMETS. Yes - the things bikers typically wear on their heads when riding around on their Harleys. Or those cool kids on their Vespas.

Now, it seems, that the Helmet is the newest fashion accessory.

Wear it on your head. Throw it onto your arm and use it as a bag to carry those all important everyday needs - key, money, cigarettes.

Karl Lagerfeld for Ruby Helmets (complete with ipod pouch). Clever.


Diesel helmets come in bronze, silver and black.


Moschino were the originators.


Even Louis Vuitton have jumped on the back of the bike, finished off with the all important, world-known print.

Ban-ishing the Sun

Now this, my friends, is what summer is all about.

Ray-Bans.

Have you got yours?

But, not just any old Ray-Bans. This season it's all about the Wayfarer range. And here's 5 of the best mens:


1. The Classic: Rayban Wayfarer, Black £115.00 Buy now.





2. The Classic Twist: Rayban Dual Colour Wayfarer, Black/White £115.00 Buy now.





3. The Cool Guy: Rayban Contrast Arms Wayfarer, Blue/Cream £115.00 Buy now.





4. The Retro: Rayban Squared Wayfarer, Tortoiseshell/Black £115.00 Buy now.





5. The Metro: Rayban Wayfarer, Mauve £115.00 Buy now.

"All Hail the New America"

I do like to try and keep all you boys and girls out there on your style tippy-toes. (although, admittedly, it is usually the boys I cater for).

So today, here are 5 of the top S/S09 trends that you'll need if you're to look your best this season.

And, with the style pointing towards the New casual American, there's some living up to do...


L--->R
1. Neon. Click to shop
2. Bumbag. Click to shop
3. Straw Hat. Click to shop
4. Perforated. Click to shop
5. Chinos. Click to shop

Top Shelf, Please.

Spring has arrived and Summer will, hopefully, be swiftly upon us.

So, whats hot this season?

I've scoured Topman's website to try and bring you the top looks to make you look lovely during the festival/holidaying season.


Create the Looks...

Left: Day
Grey Marl Polo with Check Plkt, £14.
Emerald Green Tailored Shorts, £30.
White Cross Strap Sandals, £15.

Right: Night
Red Short Sleeve Check Shirt, £25.
Light Wash Skinny Jeans, £35.
Orange Plimsoll, £25.

Sex, Drugs and Rock & GOLD

S/S09 is slowly approaching and GOLD seems to be a big hit for accessorising. So here's a few of the best from asos.com



From left to right...
1. Adidas Gold Digital Watch. £98
2. Rayban Classic Aviator Sunglasses. £95
3. Chunky Anchor Necklace. £8

**GAWP**

After years of searching for the perfect combination between music and fashion, it has finally arrived.

I am so excited - even at 00:45am!

What is it?


TOPMAN'S BLONDIE TEE as part of their Hot Picks: House of the God's range.

BUY IT. I insist.

B's Dream State

A short while ago on BBC Radio 1's Chart Show with Fearne Cotton and Reggie Yates, it was detailed, quite humorously, that Beyonce creates her designs, for fashion brand Dereon, via her dreams...
Now, I have crazy dreams, take last nights for example - prancing about in a snow covered field trying not to step on a million and one dead, wet mice, while looking for some guy that I 'fancied'. How does that constitute a design? A brown and white, drop neck number perhaps?
Well, if you want to see Beyonce's dream-inspried designs, check them out here.
And for those of you with less patience, here's a few examples...

1. I think my above dream inspired this... brown, unflattering, dead.
2. Beyonce dreamed of her future - stay at home mother, artist in spare time.
3. "I am a denim clad Catwoman and I will save the world (and look better than Halle Berry doing it.)